... for the next 3 years? It used to be crazy guys on a corner with sandwich boards proclaiming the end of the world. But now-a-days it seems like every other channel is showing some doomsday crap. Here's an idea let's round up all these assholes put them on a rocket to the sun so they can get their fucking wish and just shut the hell up already!
Hey all you fatalist pissers and moaners. Here's an idea. Maybe all those calendars end in 2012 because it is supposed to be the beginning of a new age. New prosperity, peace and improved living conditions. OR an even better idea. Why not take all that downer energy and turn it around and make the world a better place rather than just sitting on your ass telling "boo scary" ghost stories and poo pooing everything?
I would like to pass a law. If after 2012 we are all still running around and civilization is still trucking along as I expect it will, can I pop out from behind a tree or bush near one of the wastes of space and crack them over the nose with a baseball bat. But first I must yell, PINATA!
THANK YOU. THIS HAS BEEN A CYBORG TRUCKER RANT. HAD IT BEEN A REAL EMERGENCY YOU'D ALL HAVE TO KISS YOUR COLLECTIVE ASSES GOODBYE.
4 Ideas, thoughts or reactions.
Obviously we should treat the religious opinions of a sophisticated culture like the Aztecs with great. All those bodies tossed down the temple steps could not have all been for nothing, right?
November 6, 2009 1:56 PMI mean, when did you last hear of a modern university science department ripping out the beating hearts of ten thousand prisoners. What a bunch of big girls' blouses.
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Watch out for the awakening. Those native Americans really get their vengeance.
November 6, 2009 4:42 PMI'm not too worried about the end of the world. I AM worried about the people who are worried about the end of the world though. I plan to have some bottled water and a few cases of canned beans in the house towards the end of 2012. Not to survive the end of the world, but to survive all the nuts who think the world is ending and empty grocery stores and cause general problems.
November 11, 2009 12:48 PMGood idea. Get there ahead of the kooks and wait it out. Thankfully I keep a well stocked larder so I make sure I cycle it properly to be well off during the crazy times.
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